And the final result is in, it’s all over and about bloody time too.
Dear Bernie can we not have a 10 month season next year please, it’s too
long. This year it was four races too long, in the good old days the
FIA would have banned Vettel for a few races to give everyone else a
chance. Bernie must be losing his touch !
Right straight off the bat then and I think Vettel has done a great job
this year, he’s been consistent, hasn’t had to rely on the Lady Luck and
has done exactly what he’s paid to do. He even gave Webber a win at
the end of the year, what a jolly nice chap.
And to be honest with you all I think he is a jolly nice chap. He’s not
a smug git like Schumacher was for all those years. He not a grumpy
bugger like Alonso is and hes happy to give an interview on the starting
grid unlike Hamilton. He can turn it on when he needs a pole, turn in
fastest laps when he has too, and he can have a gear box problem when
his team mate needs a moral boasting win.
What more do you require of a driver ?
So what if he hasn’t had to drive form the back of the grid to win or
over take a load of people, this year do you really think he couldn’t
have done that if he needed to. But the reality is he’s not let himself
get into the position where he needs to do all that. Front row all year,
beating Mansells record of 14 poles in a season here in Brazil, that’s
79% of the races he’s led into the first corner and from there it’s
difficult not to win. As other drivers had to avoid each other and make
up for a bad qualifying run, he calmly got on with it.
So you know I think he’s done alright this year, complaining he can’t over take is just sour grapes really.
Right then, Vettel on pole, gets away cleanly again, except this time
rather than sailing off into the distance ... oh he did. Errr with
Webber behind for a change. Then unexpectedly he started getting
messages about the short shifting in 2nd gear to make it cool down a
bit, then short shift in 2nd and 3rd. Then suddenly he was being told to
be extra specially careful with the gearbox because it might explode at
any second. As this was happening he slowed down a tinnys wennsy
little bit, just enough for Webber to close up. Then he told the pits
that “Got un himmel I vill haf to slow down aun let my team mate pass to
save zee gear un box, himmel”
“oh” we all thought, maybe Alonso or Button can catch him and pass him
and we he won’t make it to the podium yet again in two traces.
But then an odd thing happened and he started to follow Webber and not
drop back at all like he had a gearbox on the edge of survival. Hamilton
showed him how it was supposed to be down as he exited turn three and
found he had a box of neutrals and not 4th gear as he expected.
No Vettel managed to be 2 seconds a lap faster than anyone else and
apart from Webber and proceeded to pretty much cruise to an easy second
place, ‘gifting’ the win to Webber who has singularly failed to come out
of Vettels shadow all year ... what a surprise.
As for the rest who cares? They didn’t get close and didn’t look like beating the Redbulls all weekend.
So Webber gets his one and only win of the year, well done him. He also
got the fastest lap on the very last lap, I think he’s trying to make a
Vettel second for a change, he didn’t look too fussed
Button makes a bit of a meal of it but did enough to ensure 3rd with a fine drive past the ailing Alonso
Alonso is 4th and will be more than happy to see the back of this year Ferrari
Massa is as dull as ever in 5th after much weaving around in front of Hamilton.
Sutil might have done enough in 6th to buy the seat a Williams or even keep the seat at Force India.
Rosberg should have got a bit more out of the car than 7th but its still, as ever, better than Schumacher.
Di Resta rounds out a good rookie year in 8th, hopefully he’s nailed onto a Force India drive now.
Kobayashi was 9th apparently.
And Petrov rounds out the top ten, just to remind everyone that yes Renault are still in fact taking part.
Finally Ricciardo is the last man walking, will we see him in a Torro
Rosso next year. More than likely though I don’t know why, Luizzi beat
him most of the time.
bloody time too. Does it seem like it’s been a long, long year to you ? It does
to me and I’m not too sure why really. We’ve had some great racing, but a lot
of well, dull races. You knew who was going to win after the first corner for
pretty much the whole season.
had realized that Vettel was going to walk this championship after Spain. Oh
there was Hamilton’s win in china, with a pass for the win least we forget. But
that is pretty much it in terms of dicing for the win. There was a sort of
omnipresent feeling that Vettel was going to be untouchable all year .... and
he has been.
But I don’t
want this to sound like I’m moaning about it all. On balance it’s been a good
year, the racing away from the top spot has been cracking. Once Vettel had
disappeared off into the distance, we could watch Hamilton and Massa clouting
each other whilst Alonso dragged a lame stallion to places it shouldn’t have
been. Button really settled into the McLaren suit like it had been made for
him, as Webber looked like his Redbull had been made for someone else smaller
and more German.
saw Mercedes struggle to catch the big boys, Renault fail to deliver its
revolutionary exhaust to the front. Both of these big spenders found themselves
being swamped by the likes of Sauber and Force India. Who might not have been
up there challenging the top five, but they were both a constant feature of the
lower top ten.
Rosso suddenly getting their act together for the latter half of the season we’ve
had an interesting fight for sixth place all season. If you were watching it of
course, it was easy to miss some weekends.
and Williams has had its worst year ever, Lotus continued to look the most professional,
while HRT and Virgin continued to look inept and rubbish. Actually that’s a bit
unfair. HRT have tried hard, they weren’t helped by the thing being sold to a
bunch of money men, but they turned up to every race and they kept going in the
certain knowledge they’d be 3 or 4 laps behind the winner and they didn’t give
up. Virgin sold up to the Russians and fired the Wurth squad which was unfair
but probably the right thing to do.
I like a
plucky underdog and HRT have provided plenty of amusing quotes for me this
market has been a bit static this year. Kubica was the key but then he crashed
before he could take the Ferrari seat everyone expected him to claim in 2012.
Now with Kubica saying this week he’s not going to be in any F1 cars in 2012
(and I suspect ever, I’m afraid) 2012 could well see the major teams jockeying for
drivers for 2013. Massa, Webber,
Hamilton, Schumacher, Sutil and Di Resta are all expected to be moving, some to
other teams, other to a long overdue retirement. Driver like Barrichello are not expected back in
2012 anywhere and Schumacher needs to start justifying the paycheck soon.
There is absolutely
nothing at all to race for here, except pride. So I expect Webber to be all gungho
and balls out to restore some credibility, Hamilton to keep the ball rolling
into next year and Massa to start the “getting his finger out to keep his seat
for 20 races next year” program. This week Ferrari has told Massa that no seat
is guaranteed despite what the contract might say. So he’s on a notice to start delivering with a
bit more consistency.
but really, Vettel is going to win this one and a McLaren will be behind, probably.
championship is still up for grabs so please update your predictions and pray
they make a fist of it in Sao Paulo.
Well that was a bit of a turn up for the books wasn’t it?
England beat Spain, who would have thought that was possible ? Then to cap a
weekend of unusual events, Vettel has a “catastrophic tire failure” and cashes
out to let Hamilton take a very welcome win.
To be fair Hamilton has been all over this track since day
one, He was robbed of the victory in 2009 by a broken brake disc and just
couldn’t match Vettel last year. So it’s about time he won this one. It’s a
track like Singapore and Monaco, those tight twisty circuits that require a bit
of bravery and a sharp handling car.
Would he have been able to beat Vettel if it had been a
straight fight ? Who cares, it’s about time he had a break and had Lady Luck
cruise around on his shoulder. It’s been a tough year with too many silly
mistakes and trips to the steward’s office. So it’s good to see the smile back on his face
with a well deserved win.
He lost pole to Vettel in Q3 having set a time in Q2 that
would have seen him sitting pretty on pole. The problem with Vettel is that he
is fast becoming the qualifying king. He’s always been able to come out and
deliver a hot lap when it matters. These days he seems be able to just go out
and drive that perfect lap that just blows the opposition away. Better than
Webber who has failed spectacularly to be anywhere near matching Vettel the
only drivers getting close to him are Alonso and Hamilton. Who go out and rag the cars like Greece with a
bailout cheque, they thrash their poor machines but still end up looking at the
back of Vettel exhaust come Sunday afternoon.
So as the cars tore away from the line as the lights went
out, we watched Vettel sail into his usual spot at the head of the field with a
heavy heart. “oh, it’s going to be one of those races, is it” we thought.
Vettel went a touch wide through turn one gave a funny sort of twitch and then
swept into turn 2, except the back of the car continued to sweep into turn two
long after Vettel had asked it to stop. The front pitched into the air as the rear
left tire parted company with the wheel rim and Vettel sailed off the
circuit.Hamilton and co blasted past
and never stopped to ask if he was okay.
“Hurrah”, we all chorused, “Now let’s see what our newest double
world champion can do with the best car from the back of the pack”. Except, not
being used to driving a sick car with a flat tire, he spanked it back to the
pits and broke the suspension in the process!
So we were treated to Alonso keeping Hamilton honest for 55
Hamilton never really looked like breaking into any kind of
sweat with a controlled race ahead of Alonso. The McLaren had the legs and
handling to make sure the Ferrari couldn’t get closer than a few seconds. Tantalisingly
close to the magic one second DRS zone, but whenever Alonso got close Hamilton
could open out the advantage and stay safely in front, despite various
Williams, Torro Rosso’s and the like getting in the way. It wasn’t much of a spectacle,
more a sort of high speed chess game.But given how rough I felt after the party the night before that suited
me just fine.
So then Hamilton gets his third win of the year and jolly well
done to him. He Mum was there on her birthday and it was nice to see a happy
Hamilton family for a change. He didn’t have to do too much, but avoid the back
markers and make sure Alonso didn’t get too close. Some slick pit work from McLaren
and a sticky wheel at Ferrari might have robbed us of a grandstand result, but
it’s nice to see someone other than a German in the top step this year. Some of the more excitable press is already saying
this is Hamilton of old and he’s going to win the next gazillion races and
sweep all before him. I think it’s a fortuitous
win, when he needed the luck to go his way for a change.
Alonso was second and tried hard to take the fight to Lewis.
But the old story of the Ferrari not liking the hard tires meant he was always
on something of a back foot. I’m sure it’s more than they were expecting, but
it continues to be a disappointing season for the team from Italy.
Button managed to salvage third after Alonso caught him
napping on lap one. He had a bit of a dice with Webber as his KERS failed
during the middle part of the race, with some exciting moments as the Redbull zipped past in the DRS
zone then lost out in the twisty bits. I think this was a race where Button was
lucky to get the podium, if Vettel had been alright and Webber hadn’t tried to
be too clever he might well have been further back. So I suspect he’ll be happy
with this result.
Webber misses the podium in fourth; the car didn’t have the
legs on the fast bits and could only overtake with the DRS open and Buttons
KERS not working. Tried to be clever at the end with an extra stop and some
blinding laps, but it wasn’t enough and he managed to keep fourth only because Massa
spun the car fighting thin air. Webber has to look back at this race and think
it was a massive failure on his part. Yes, the team wasn’t all that slick at
the pit stops, and the car was underpowered on the straights, but he ragged it when
he needed to be smooth and got caught out by Button being better when it
mattered. Fastest lap will be scant conciliation.
Massa, despite everything just couldn’t blame this one on
Hamilton. He had the chance to nab fourth but as seems to happen a lot these
days, needed a lot of geeing up from Smedley to stop him from going to sleep in
the second half of the race. Given that
Alonso is on the podium, Massa, like Webber, is failing to deliver for his team
at the moment. He must feel his days are numbered as a Ferrari driver.
Rosberg was sixth once again ahead of his team mate.
Schumacher didn’t hit anyone this time in Abu Dhabi but
couldn’t beat his team mate yet again for seventh
Sutil doesn’t fall asleep and beats his team mate to eighth.
Di Resta did a good job on a circuit that seemed to suit the
Force India’s. I would guess that he’s done enough to certainly keep his seat
at Force India for next year, Sutil despite a late bid for clemency may well be
off. Well let’s hope so anyway. Ninth is okay, it might have been more with a
bit of luck.
Kobayashi rounds out the top 10 with the “did he take part
in the race I must have missed him” award this week.
Liuzzi makes it home in last place with this extra special
quote “....still, I pushed until the very end and got the car past the chequered
flag which is a positive thing. It was a difficult race but we got a decent
result” that would a decent last place there buddy, two laps behind the winner.
...I’ll be honest here; I’m struggling to write anything about this place.
It’s dull, and the highlight is that the sun goes down whilst the race is on.
Its got a big building that lights up in the dark ..
Last year no one could overtake and Vettel won the championship.
I don’t think that’s going to change this year, Vettel has already won the championship.
Sorry about this, I’m finding it very difficult to write anything interesting about this race, I can’t even get enthusiastic about it. Vettel will win, probably, one of the McLarens will be second and if the other McLaren hasn’t hit the other Ferrari, it might fight it out with Alonso. Mercedes will follow the big boys home, Petrov might be there or there about and at least one if not both of the Torro Rosso’s will round out the top ten.
So there you go. If you have anything to add ... I’m more than happy to share it with the class.
Watch it .. or the puppies die.
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